Your Horoscope For Today Sözleri

Aquarius

There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a

speeding bus

Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a

day

Pisces

Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus

You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries

The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound

watermelon in your colon

Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus

You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?

The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go

back to sleep

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That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

That's your horoscope for today

Gemini

Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence

Your love life will run into trouble when your fianc