When I Win The Lottery Sözleri

I'm sick of sitting at home

because I don't have an cash

My cable got cut off

so I watch re-runs of M*A*S*H

if money dont't buy happiness

then i don't know what does

if I had some I'd buy some booze,

at least I'd have a buzz.

They say that money's power,

and power's what corrupts.

Well corrupt me quick, I'm really bored

and I could use the bucks

The day will come, I'll get what's mine,

I know the world owes me.

And all my friends will ride along,

when I win the lottery

When I win the lottery

My life will be a fantasy,

A tribute to my vanity.

That borders on insanity.

Hold court behind a barbed wire fence.

The king of jaded innocence,

A diletante of decadence,

The incarnation of excess

My house will be a pleasure dome

just like Kubli-Khan's

With a basement shooting range

so I can play with all my guns.

I'll buy a liquor store

to deliver just to me

And live-in prostitutes

will fulfill my every fantasy

I'll hire washed up metal bands

to play there every day,

I'll fill my swimming pool up

to the rim the Tanquray,

Have a stable full of midgets

that I'll train out in the yard,

And hire old pro wrestlers

to be my body guards.

When I win the lottery

My life will be a fantasy,

A tribute to my vanity.

That borders on insanity.

A lifestyle of debauchery,

Profanity and sodomy

I'm sick of sitting at home

because I don't have an cash

My cable got cut off

so I watch re-runs of M*A*S*H

if money dont't buy happiness

then i don't know what does

if I had some I'd buy some booze,

at least I'd have a buzz.

When I win the lottery

My life will be a fantasy,

A tribute to my vanity.

That borders on insanity.

Hold court behind a barbed wire fence.

The king of jaded innocence,

A diletante of decadence,

The incarnation of excess

When I win the lottery

My life will be a fantasy,

A tribute to my vanity.

That borders on insanity.

A lifestyle of debauchery,

Profanity and sodomy