Shade Tree Mechanic Sözleri

Well his house was nothin' more than a big junkyard

A retirement home for old lawnmowers and them blocked up rusty cars

He couldnt read or write a word and he stu-stuttered when he spoke

But he was Albert Einstein when it came to them nuts and bolts

Everybody called him Greasy but his real name was Bert

At least that's what it said on his blue Sonoko shirt

He kept a Maytag full of Millers in the shade of a cottonwood

Lord he loved to pop a top just like he loved to pop a hood

CHORUS:

He was the world's greatest shade tree mechanic

He fixed outboards, cars and toasters and worn out winter fans

No job was too big on the planet

for the world's greatest shade tree mechanic

Old Greasy died one mornin adoin' what he loved best

He didnt have him no will but we all knew his last request

So we put his toolbox in the trunk and him behind the wheel

And sent him off to heaven in a Goodyear Boneville

CHORUS

Now when he wasnt snoozin' in his hammock

He was the greatest shade tree mechanic

Take it easy Greasy