The More I Drink Sözleri

He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' on a regular Coke

We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes

We all said, "Man, what happened to you? Why can't you just have a few?"

He said, "I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't."

[Chorus]

Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine

I get loud, I get proud....and it gets worse

Well if I have one, I'll have thirteen

Naw, there ain't no in-between

Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink.

A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot.

Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start lookin' hot

And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette

Yeah, once I get on a roll, ain't no tellin' where I'll stop

[Chorus]

Yep-yep

Humm, that's what I'm talking about

Man, if I have one, I'll have thirteen

And they can't get me off the kareoke machine,

The more I drink...the more I drink.

Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink.